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The subject of this email was direct and to the point.

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Wow, we are using big words today!

Licentious (lī-sĕn’shəs)

1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
2. Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.

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I have no idea.

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Everything else in this email were links to virus infested web sites, but anything called the National Lovers Academies is worth a mention.

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Wait, do these pill help me grow hair or give women more hours of love? Or both? That’s not a bad idea, how long until we see a Rogain/Viagra combo drug?

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Really? Because I think sleeping on a board might be even easier.