Best of Spam

Subject: Answer or you suck

The subject of this email was direct and to the point.

Subject: For frequent “getting busy”

Body: Remember when your tool got “wooden” in class or in school-bus? Our pellets give better results! Bump her all the time!

Subject: Be really licentious tonight Bump her all the time!

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Wow, we are using big words today!

Licentious (lī-sĕn’shəs)

1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
2. Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.

Subject: Target: her G-spot!

Text: Arousal superPilules! Girls aren’t skeptical with men, who are always able to give satisfaction!

Subject: Clean your cookies

I have no idea.

Text: Weekly Highlights From the National Lovers Academies

Everything else in this email were links to virus infested web sites, but anything called the National Lovers Academies is worth a mention.

Subject: its your now

Text: You want to be better? Get your self a better educational status

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They will learn us real good.

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Wait, do these pill help me grow hair or give women more hours of love? Or both? That’s not a bad idea, how long until we see a Rogain/Viagra combo drug?

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Really? Because I think sleeping on a board might be even easier.