Subject: Ever slept in car?

Text: I don’t want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!

But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won’t feel shame and she won’t dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don’t lose – you better buy our pellets for discount prices!

I’m still trying to figure out the sleeping in the car bit.