Archive for October, 2009

If Love-Act Must Happen

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Subject: Path and explanation

Text:

1. If love-act Must happen

2. Establish male-woman connection

3. Loss of male strength?

If your love-act must happen, you would be best to not lose any male strength. Because that will cause all kinds of problems with your male-woman connection.

Ever Slept in a Car?

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Subject: Ever slept in car?

Text: I don’t want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!

But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won’t feel shame and she won’t dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don’t lose – you better buy our pellets for discount prices!

I’m still trying to figure out the sleeping in the car bit.

Encourage Your Penetrator

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Subject: Ardor in, routine out!

Text: Encouraging your penetrator for real deeds – this is what our supplement =
does better than other ones!
For having all-night fun

Ardor – ar·dor (är’dər)

1. Fiery intensity of feeling. See synonyms at passion.

2. Strong enthusiasm or devotion; zeal: “The dazzling conquest of Mexico gave a new impulse to the ardor of discovery” (William Hickling Prescott).

3. Intense heat or glow, as of fire.

Impulse of Manliness

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Impulse of Manliness

I just like this subject for another SPAM trying to sell you “Licensed goods for treating many kinds of ailments!”.

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

But the youngest was so beautiful

In olden times when wishing still helped one

Both from Grimm’s Fairy Tales – The Frog King

We’re suddenly seeing a bunch of SPAM with random lines from books. Perhaps more Google Books scrapping?

Unintentional Poetry?

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

She runs you through nor asks the word.

I first thought that this was just some random words thrown together that unintentionally sounded poetic. After a quick Google search, I found that these are in fact from a poem as found in Studies in Poetry By Neal Frank Doubleday.

It looks like the spammers are scrapping passages from Google Books? This spam contained nothing but a link that I dare didn’t follow.

Free Enlargement

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Re: enlargement

We are giving it away. Thats right giving it away.

Well, it’s not everyday someone is giving us enlargement for free.

Ingmar Bergman & SPAM?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Bergmans Death-delaying Chess set sold for a fortune at auction

The Seventh Seal

The Seventh Seal

So we know that these spammers scrape headlines from real news stories and use them as subjects in some of their emails. Occasionally we see a good one like this. The email contained a link to some site that was sure to infect your PC. Clicking this link would allow you to challenge Death as well.

Here is the real story from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8280740.stm

Just what do they mean by ‘Spur’?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Refuses to stay? Spur it! Using this doping will give your couple the night of your dreams.

I suppose they are pushing some sort of sexual enhancement drug. But they could also be talking about horse racing.

When do I have time to rest?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Getr some rest tongiht with Ambien..

How on earth am I going to have time to rest at night if I purchase all the Viagra these same spammers are trying to sell me?