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Subject: Answer or you suck

The subject of this email was direct and to the point.

Subject: Clean your cookies

I have no idea.

Subject: Ever slept in car?

Text: I don’t want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!

But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won’t feel shame and she won’t dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don’t lose – you better buy our pellets for discount prices!

I’m still trying to figure out the sleeping in the car bit.

Bergmans Death-delaying Chess set sold for a fortune at auction

The Seventh Seal

So we know that these spammers scrape headlines from real news stories and use them as subjects in some of their emails. Occasionally we see a good one like this. The email contained a link to some site that was sure to infect your PC. Clicking this link would allow you to challenge Death as well.

Here is the real story from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8280740.stm

Refuses to stay? Spur it! Using this doping will give your couple the night of your dreams.

I suppose they are pushing some sort of sexual enhancement drug. But they could also be talking about horse racing.