Best of Spam » Confused http://bestofspam.com It's time to laugh at SPAM Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:55:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 The Direct Approach http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/27/the-direct-approach/ http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/27/the-direct-approach/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:55:13 +0000 admin http://bestofspam.com/?p=115 Subject: Answer or you suck

The subject of this email was direct and to the point.

Lindsay Lohan looks less than happy with the presence of photographers outside Zuma in London
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Subject: Clean your cookies

I have no idea.

Katie Cassidy, daughter of David Cassidy enjoys a cookie break while filming Melrose Place in Santa Monica, Ca
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Subject: Ever slept in car?

Text: I don’t want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!

But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won’t feel shame and she won’t dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don’t lose – you better buy our pellets for discount prices!

I’m still trying to figure out the sleeping in the car bit.

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Bergmans Death-delaying Chess set sold for a fortune at auction

The Seventh Seal

The Seventh Seal

So we know that these spammers scrape headlines from real news stories and use them as subjects in some of their emails. Occasionally we see a good one like this. The email contained a link to some site that was sure to infect your PC. Clicking this link would allow you to challenge Death as well.

Here is the real story from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8280740.stm

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Refuses to stay? Spur it! Using this doping will give your couple the night of your dreams.

I suppose they are pushing some sort of sexual enhancement drug. But they could also be talking about horse racing.

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