Best of Spam http://bestofspam.com It's time to laugh at SPAM Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:08:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 I Gymnast! http://bestofspam.com/2011/12/15/i-gymnast/ http://bestofspam.com/2011/12/15/i-gymnast/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:04:18 +0000 admin http://bestofspam.com/?p=131 Continue reading →]]> A most excellent subject for this piece of spam.

Subject: Push the feet of my beautiful Russian wider, I gymnast!

Body: Hi, forgot to tell you that I changed my address and phone number – well, I forgot your email, I hope that I write it for you, very lonesome for you, come to my page – leave me your phone number or address in order that would we can continue to correspond!

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]]> http://bestofspam.com/2011/12/15/i-gymnast/feed/ 0 The Direct Approach http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/27/the-direct-approach/ http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/27/the-direct-approach/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:55:13 +0000 admin http://bestofspam.com/?p=115 Subject: Answer or you suck

The subject of this email was direct and to the point.

]]> http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/27/the-direct-approach/feed/ 0 Ahh, the Good Old Days of Wood on the Bus http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/26/ahh-the-good-old-days-of-wood-on-the-bus/ http://bestofspam.com/2009/10/26/ahh-the-good-old-days-of-wood-on-the-bus/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:50:42 +0000 admin http://bestofspam.com/?p=112 Subject: For frequent “getting busy”

Body: Remember when your tool got “wooden” in class or in school-bus? Our pellets give better results! Bump her all the time!

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Licentious (lī-sĕn’shəs)

  1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
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Everything else in this email were links to virus infested web sites, but anything called the National Lovers Academies is worth a mention.

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Subject: its your now

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