Best of Spam

Subject: For frequent “getting busy”

Body: Remember when your tool got “wooden” in class or in school-bus? Our pellets give better results! Bump her all the time!

we offer the easiest way to stay hard in bed!

Really? Because I think sleeping on a board might be even easier.

Re: enlargement

We are giving it away. Thats right giving it away.

Well, it’s not everyday someone is giving us enlargement for free.

Like to have your meat weapon charged? Then you obviously need this!

Wow, there were no links in this email? How do I charge this meat weapon?